Killing them quickly is more efficient, but slow death is more fitting, more satisfying, and may serve as a deterrent. Which seems better? A conundrum.
In fact, their legal team will probably arrange for you to recieve a court order to cease and desist from eating spicy foods, for public safety.
I think what they mean by that is that they want to eat so much of your ass that it will affect their nutrition. Exceeding 500% of the daily recommended amount of ass. If this were an ass-eating competition, they would be world champion in a landslide.
Duh. Who would want Space Vampires gnawing on their Planet-Conquering Star-Castle of Blood?
You can also divide all the funds for alleviating homelessness across all ten city council districts as slush funds to buy votes from churches instead of putting it into one big pot. The homeless are great now that they've been politically monetized.
What are you talking about? Local politicians can sweep homeless into an area, then grift the local businesses to have the police sweep them into the next neighborhood.
He will be buried in a couch – as he lived.
Blade. There will only ever be one Blade.
Look, just because we had a global pandemic and out of control capitalism in both the 1920s and 2020s does not mean that there is going to be a gigantic economic collapse due to rampant financial deregulation.