never try to learn stuff. if you try to understand the world you will be swiftly punished by the sheer vastness of what you do not know
my first direct action against late stage capitalism is going to be spraypainting over those stupid goddamn gas pump tvs
The worst part about being circumcised is having to trim it every few weeks as it grows back
what the fuck was going on in denmark in the 1970s
“So when you build a golf course in my house, and dump so much water on it that it becomes a worm buffet, how surprised can you really be when I and dozens of my friends show up for dinner? You're wasting precious water to play a little game, while I'm just trying to survive.”
Oh, is your precious grass all torn up? Your bluegrass/rye mixture, so uniform, so manicured, now a heaping pile of unsightly dirt after I got my tusks and snout in there to get at some delicious, del...
saw the latter but not the former, I was so hoping it was going to have been this one
The past week has shown humanity at its worst: A horrific terrorist attack left at least 1,300 Israelis dead, among them peace activists and even innocent children. The fates of many more kidnapped ...
