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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
Bard of the #Wülferhampton Mead Hall (deceased). Belligerent malcontent tuberdoor. Singest. Rhymist. Storyteller. Lute twanglist. Originator of ye Mercia Beat. Decomposer of haunting melodies. Murdered at the command of WulfHelm.
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Jerkin' your chicken is: (select one) 1. Illegal, even in Wülferhampton? 2. A euphemism for something that isn't illegal in Wülferhampton, but will wreck your eyesight? 3. More strenuous than tugging your turkey? 5. The highest price service offered by the @meadhallwench.bsky.social?
It’s pricey but worth it 😉
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The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
Bard of the #Wülferhampton Mead Hall (deceased). Belligerent malcontent tuberdoor. Singest. Rhymist. Storyteller. Lute twanglist. Originator of ye Mercia Beat. Decomposer of haunting melodies. Murdered at the command of WulfHelm.
273 followers230 following2k posts