Very weird listening to the game without audio from the booth.

That's not what the dog's legal counsel just said on Global News.

You should have teased that mangy mutt earlier. This is what happens when you don't seize the initiative.

Would you be willing to consider veto power over a building permit or minor variance for the next three years? Maybe the dog's owner wants to build an addition, garage, or shed someday soon.

Gonna do that with the family Bible, sign my mother's name on the inside cover.

I find it incredible that removing the top hat made him taller. Just imagine how tall Abe Lincoln really was. 8 feet? Perhaps.

Had a great chat with a young trans woman. She was a delight. What is the matter with some people that they are frightened by a funny, kind person who is just being who they truly are?

Guy from my hometown committed suicide last night. Did not know him well. He was a second-generation business owner that I made some purchases from. I can't help but wonder when I hear someone decides to take that final step. Won't be me. As Robert Fulghum said, I want more life, not less.

After attending my cousin's wake, I stopped at the local cemetery and had a quick chat with my father. Ya know, just in case I'm wrong about the afterlife. "Hey Dad. (Long pause). Mother. (Proceeded to ignore her after that.)"

I have a confession. I'm becoming a sweat pants guy. Just when I'm by myself. Not in public. It's getting cooler, and I'm trying to reduce my heating costs. Dammit, there's no excuse. I know how bad this is. Look, life comes at you fast. You make compromises. You find a way to live with it.