We're probably not nightmare-ing big enough. They'll deport as many as tractable before it just turns into an exercise in mass graves.

Only tangentially related, and I realize the "imagine if Obama did X" trope has no tread left on the tires, but applying it to Melania's "who gives a fuck about Christmas" conversation is a good place for that.

So uh, as soon as Iran or Russia feel like delivering some Kh-35s to the Houthis, Red Sea shipping lanes are gonna get real hairy

Countering naval assets also doesn't really require fielding one's own navy, seeing as how CIWS/ECM systems were outstripped by anti-ship missiles nearly 4 decades ago and haven't caught up since

If they're REALLY sorry, they can help put their pals in jail.

And that's setting aside also that it's looking increasingly likely that he'll have a Republican-controlled Senate to give him ideological air cover.

He absolutely wants the prestige of being President. His staff will figure out some way to delegate his official duties to Vance, and the judiciary will cook up a wildly-anti-constructionist post-facto legal theory to shred the 25th Amendment if needed.

What's it like having room-temperature mashed potatoes for brains, Robert

They were hypercalvinist fanatics whose entire theology boiled down to ultra-asceticism and initiating a holy war against the Church of England for not persecuting Catholics, Jews, and Presbyterians harshly enough--which they eventually, briefly, succeeded at!

Gonna be annual citywide Leprechaun barbecues