you can always just say you're sick of the grind and pass the baton instead of just throwing the election into the trash, but what do I, John Darnielle, the Most Electable Man Alive, know

I'd much rather vote for you than either of these genocidal assholes

there are only two opinions allowed. this is not one of them. trumpian gulag for you.

I've always wanted to quit a job spectacularly, but I'd hope there would be less dead civilians when I do it.

Biden's gonna win, and it's not gonna be close. Were Biden to step aside (in favor of whom, exactly?), Trump would win, and it wouldn't be close.

And most delectable, although the votes for that one were probably rigged due to your intense electability.

You've got better hair than Kemp.

but john, you have never played "michael myers resplendent" at any show i have been to,, i cannot vote for you until it is played in seattle

I know your stance on Bluesky updates was No, but perhaps we need that for such platforms as “Helping to fund genocide”

Counterpoint: it's more about his love of slaughtering a group of people who he views as subhuman. The election is secondary is to that, but it would be a nice bonus for him.

Biden knows that the quickest way to lose an election is to stop supporting Israel. That’s simply the way the American electorate works. The second he stops, millions of dollars and votes will flow from Boomer Democrats to Trump. Placating college students is a dumb move and Biden isn’t dumb.