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New Root Beer Party associates itself with the #MUG@mugmpsp.bsky.social

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Turmoil takes the wheel: MP Josh Provencher’s kidnapping by fugitive of the law #WarioWopez signals the country’s inability to ‘pretend everything is fine’: More to come on how this will affect the trout population.

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Party leaders gear up for their first chance to attract voters at the annual All Party Party, while experts argue that those who do not attend are ‘seriously missing out fr fr’ Find more information below:

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Tiny Tots, Big Politics: Is Canada's New Preschool Party the Future of Playtime Policy?

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Breaking: Canadian Intellect under threat as a Brain rot party emerges. How many brain cells can Canada spare?

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JUST IN: The National Roast wishes everyone a Good Morning

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Breaking: New Brat Party Announced as Critics Politely Question Canada’s Future—Will Canadians jump on the Brat Bandwagon?

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‘Soccer Moms Seize the Wheel’: A New Soccer Mom Party Promising to ‘Nationalize Minivans’ Seemingly Announces its Launch in Late September—Is this the Road we Want to Travel?

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Nation in Crisis as Lack of Political Parties Leaves Canadians Wondering Who’s Supposed to Lie to Them Now: Poll

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(MPSP - Parody) An official MPSP account Yellow and everything but mellow. Bringing you primetime MPSP silly season updates straight to your feed.
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