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Man Buys Artisan Loaf at Met Market, Forever Abandoning Dreams of Home Ownership: bit.ly/4eKAPLs

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“Mayor Harrell isn’t anything like that—sure, he almost immediately closed a beloved nude beach without any public engagement after one text on his phone from multimillionaire U-Village owner Stuart Sloan, but he would have done the same for any other constituent in this city."

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It's tough seeing the team relegated to AAA, but I think, if they work hard, they can be back in the majors in a few seasons.

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“Mayor Harrell isn’t anything like that—sure, he almost immediately closed a beloved nude beach without any public engagement after one text on his phone from multimillionaire U-Village owner Stuart Sloan, but he would have done the same for any other constituent in this city."

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Oh, that's cold. 🥶 That BELIEVE sticker is taking me out.Oh, that's cold. 🥶 That BELIEVE sticker is taking me out.

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Why couldn't Eric Adams just conduct all his business--like just for example when communicating with the chief of police about an ongoing protest--via a very above board and not at all easily deleted string of text messages?

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I thought The Needling was supposed to be satire?

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