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"We have learned the hard way that all it takes is a bad guy with an allergy to cause a tragic loss of life."
138 Dead As Loud Sneeze Startles NRA Meeting
FAIRFAX, VA—What started as a tickle in someone’s nose reportedly ended in bloodshed Tuesday after a loud sneeze startled a meeting of the National Rifle Association and left 138 people dead. “I...
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