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"This war is a complex issue with valid points across the ideological spectrum, which is why it’s imperative that cooler heads prevail and that Israel limit its slaughter to 50% of the Palestinian population."

Moderate U.S. Politician Believes Israel Should Only Kill Half Of Palestinians
Moderate U.S. Politician Believes Israel Should Only Kill Half Of Palestinians

WASHINGTON—Hoping to bring all sides of the issue together, moderate politician Rep. Martin Danforth (D-OH) told reporters Friday that he believed Israel should only kill half of the Palestinians. �...

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Rtulipanet.bsky.social

I would like a 0% Maybe this problem needs en better solution although I don’t know what But now hate rules

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donaldw.bsky.social

Sadly too realistic. “not good enough says Netanyahu”.

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dragonlordfreya.bsky.social

The sad thing is it takes a moderate Democrat to say this right now. Mine signed onto the dehumanizing statement from the Texan R. despite my and other's daily calls (literal) not to

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NRravenwings.bsky.social

This one I think is an oldie but God I really fucking hate that it feels like this is the progressive low ball right now...

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Sillumi.meme

The Onion rn

Patrick asking is the news a parody?
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Jmzjo.bsky.social

Ayyye ya’ll are working on that backbone, almost there!

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PHpyrholidon.bsky.social

Considering the leaked emails that's probably just factual reporting.

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