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Ncasuallychaotic.bsky.social

Or course, this option was only offered to the students who hadn't yet paid their full term's tuition fees yet. The college already had the money from the rest, and weren't planning on giving it back.

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theotherx.bsky.social

Ppl are waking up realizing that the enemy is thier governments officials

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KJvaguelysquare.bsky.social

Like any good Onion article, at first this could have been a real headline 😂

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Rraisinit.bsky.social

It’s back!!!

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SSshoutingboy.bsky.social

That’s one direction for a humor newspaper to go! The Bee, on the other hand, went with “good brown person dislikes bad brown people just like we do” bsky.app/profile/bren...

Bbrendelbored.bsky.social

?????

Babylon Bee headline saying “Asian kid who went to Columbia to learn getting real sick of this crap”
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EDkevychristian.bsky.social

Hey that would totally increase their perspective and life experience more than any volunteerism they did at some homeless shelter they attended to once a week sophomore year as part of their core philosophy requirements, paid for by daddy and requiring no financial responsibility past graduation.

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Eeduc8tusall.bsky.social

Omg LOL!

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Cprivacat.bsky.social

Man, I read that and for a split second, I figured it was unironically true. Our timeline is so very fucked.

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stubobnumbers.bsky.social

All the students that die in Riker's really screws up the grading curve.

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