Actually plausible. Republicans think women are property.

Honestly could see this happening

The onion articles are sounding more believable every single day

I can't like this, because it horrible and possibly prescient. The war on not having white babies will, I fear, continue.

I am enjoying this unleashed, worse, but thus better onion lately.

Too real

What fresh hell is this? Seriously!

Excellent.

That’s how I fricken feel these days. Hunted!

Get that fitness tracker data and automate it.