"My track record of never having gotten shot in the ear was very good, and was unfortunately the centerpiece of my speech for Thursday night."

Trump Rewrites RNC Speech To Remove All Mentions Of Never Getting Shot In Ear

MILWAUKEE—Following the chaotic events of the past 48 hours, former President Donald Trump reportedly rewrote his Republican National Convention acceptance speech Monday to remove all mentions of neve...

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"The doctor said I had some of the greatest ear cartilage of all time. The best. So wonderfully resilient. He'd never seen cartilage quite like it."

I prefer presidential candidates who haven't been shot.

classic flip-flop

I will be astounded if he doesn't compare himself to combat veterans & say he should get a purple heart!