"It’s getting harder and harder to come up with enough incoherent perspectives to meet the moment."

News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions

NEW YORK—Calling out the unsustainable pace at which historic events seemed to be occurring, local man Brad Gifford told reporters Monday that important news stories were now happening faster than ...

Just use a picture of Sulz next time.

me

God damn it! That is a click-worthy headline. You know what? I'm gunna click it twice.

I read the news today oh boy....

It's not easy to write satire. Especially when the world turns every joke into reality. So... have you thought about writing about things that are too good to be true?

Well fuck. It’s me. Damnit onion.

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A week of nonstop breaking political news stumps AI chatbots

After Biden’s exit from the presidential race and the Trump rally shooting, AI chatbots struggled to say what had happened. Was it a sign that AI is not ready for breaking news?

Little did he know, the reporters he talked to were all facing the same problem.

The NYT's actual perspective

What happened to “Area Man”?