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Migrant Steals Occupational Injury From Hard-Working American
Migrant Steals Occupational Injury From Hard-Working American

ATHENS, OH—A Mexican migrant reportedly stole an occupational injury Wednesday from a hardworking American, seizing the opportunity for a broken arm from a resident who grew up in this country. “I cou...

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Trump will make us bullish but meanwhile HugeWin is saving the day via fun games

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Dreadful 🤣

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The onion never misses.

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This says it all. A good majority of the people who love Trump and want immigrants gone because of jobs…is probably more than likely to be on public assistance aka disability) than not.

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Trump might actually repost this as real if he sees it.

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