TO
The Onion
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source
149.1k followers1 following946 posts
So, Friday...
“When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and the mountains blow in the wind likes leaves”
So Amazon packages heralds the end of all creation. Yeah, Jeff Bezos would do that.
Omg same
Good to have The Onion back.
Even longer if it has to go through Jacksonville, FL.
Why from Reading, PA? My hometown...
TO
The Onion
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source
149.1k followers1 following946 posts