She ‘stole’ ‘Josh’? Not too inspiring from either one of them.

Jesus Christ roughly translates to Greasy Josh, which was stolen by a guy I knew in high school

I bet she stole it from a Mexican friend.

Was the friend "Georgios Kostanzas"?

Also revealed by the tablet: Jesus' middle name is Hillel.

The Vatican is probably hiding the Gospel of Tabitha in it's archives.

This joke is historically accurate

I was expecting Tabatha's baby to be named Brian.

I hear her gender reveal party was lit!

Once again the onion fools me.