The last line is chef's kiss.

Where's the grizzled cop on suspension for being a loose cannon when you need them?

I don't know who you fired but you're back

Eric Adams sent to Rikers for a year without charges

Will this help or hurt his reelection campaign? I'm not good at politics.

Our field reporters are posting footage of the incident:

Blazing Saddles - Nobody move or ...

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I fully expect this from him.

Bro...you're supposed to be parody

RIP Mayor Adams, knocked out a window by Robocop after requesting a 6000 SUX with a Blaupunkt