No Zombie of Richard Nixon!?!? He has been the real winner of every election.

This is a major gaffe for your newspaper. You need to research who is actually running. Your subscribers deserve better

i was gonna like this post but the number of likes it currently has is too auspicious for me to dare do anything that would change it

I only recognized the Unabomber's (too tired to look up the spelling of Ted's name...) signature at the end, but it sure punctuates a tone...

This is access journalism at its finest.

who's number 19 and the one below (and nice to know Ted is still contributing from beyond the grave)

Winning!