This sounds like a plot of a really bad film from the early 2010s

They're also genetically modifying bacteria to be shaped like a cross

this is now a Moo Deng thread.

Unfortunately for the Catholic missionaries, the bacteria are cannibals.

I'm surprised they haven't partnered with SpaceX yet, as to try to find new sapient species to try and convert. Musk could use the subsidy, and I'm sure he would become a believer in a heartbeat if it meant more money in his pocket.

Err... Won't that make amoxicillin an abortificant?

OMG I thought they were Oompa-Loompas at first! 😂 "What do you get when you leave without masks? And you're not vaxxed like everyone asks? Why don't you try simply using your brain? Or you just prefer your nose...to... drain. I don't like the sound you make. Oompa-Loompa, dupity doo..."

That's a virus, friends.

I can't state an opinion until I hear what Clifford Banes says about the situation.

The Vatican........fits 8 times in NYC's Central Park.