Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon

Iran Worried U.S. Might Be Building 8,500th Nuclear Weapon

TEHRAN—Amidst mounting geopolitical tensions, Iranian officials said Wednesday they were increasingly concerned about the United States of America’s uranium-enrichment program, fearing the Western nat...

We haven't had that many since like the 80s don't be silly

At this rate the evil regime in Washington might be able to destroy the Earth three times over

Pure genious!

1100 Declassified U.S. Nuclear Targets since 1956, I guess the US nuclear arsenal has been increased to facilitate a larger group of targets since then to 8500.

Too real, Onion!

OK, this one was actually funny