Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat

WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...

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This is pure gold. My congratulations to the superior minds who wrote this piece.

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WTF!!

Okay, but Justices Roberts and Thomas have to be the ones to open it.

Some delicious writing in this

Alito wrote the majority opinion. Alito should be the one to open the tomb.

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