Courier called me "miss" and sincerely the highlight of my damn day.

Somebody please explain to me why I should keep giving Netflix money when they keep cancelling all the original scripted programming I actually want to watch. JUST found out that they shitcanned #DeadBoyDetectives and I am not happy.

I am secondhand mad about this. What kind of monster things pasta is bad???

Watching news clips and Sarah Huckabee Sanders' bit about Kamala not having kids to keep her humble actually made me say "well fuck you!" out loud to my computer. Childless people don't exist in a fucking vacuum, you psycho. There are other people in our lives that help keep us humble.

Dad likes to listen to Ben Shapiro during breakfast and I honestly have never wanted to punch a whiny, conservative douchenozzle more than I've wanted to punch Ben Shapiro. But I tolerate it as much as I can because I love my dad and it's better when he can share breakfast time with someone. <3

I have a better fantasy football record than Doug Emhoff. 🤣

Okay... so... he shit himself and didn't say anything and then I made him get up and walk (which he isn't doing enough of) and now he just wants to lay in it. Cthulhu give me strength.

Turn based Jaipur on BGA over the course of many days is awful. I lose track of what my opponent has grabbed. Real time gonna be the only way I play from now on.

Onto season 3. Soooo... are we just never going to address whatever deal Diana made in season 1 with the goddess to save Matthew?????? Guess goddess didn't want anything at all.

The aunts have been so useless that one of them being murdered to be motivation for our heroine doesn't emotionally hit like it was intended. Also vampires shouldn't be able to impregnate anybody and I will die on that fictional hill. The undead shouldn't have functional swimmers.