They drowned for freedom. 🫡 🌊

1200 feet is bigger than the house my parents raised me in. Dude is no poor hillbilly if he thinks that’s small.

I do not put political signs outside my house or on my car because Trump’s people are violent. I imagine there are many more like me.

So sorry Andy. 💔

I’m so glad my little lady brain has big, protective men to think for me. What could go wrong?

My retired NYPD detective aunt is the wealthiest person in my family. That sweet pension plus private security jobs when they get to retire at like 42 means serious bank. 💰 💰 💰

The “pro-life” party is pro-lung cancer and pro-asthma. Well that checks out!

People with dementia don’t like to shower. It’s very common.

Yes, of course! We all have extended family with free time who love to do uncompensated domestic labor. Why didn’t I think of that?!