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We’re basically twins.

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My Baja? Blasted.

Picture of a Taco Bell Baja Blast
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We had a little stagnation for a month or so… but 2024 continues to be the year of PRs in ye olde gym. New bench max is officially 365lb #gym#fitness

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I implore you to put some kind of spread on your dry ass bagel breakfast sandwiches. Cream cheese, of course an aïoli, a jam… It will change your life

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If you’re ever feeling delusional just know I set a 7am alarm for myself knowing full well that the Little Orc living in my house has never let me sleep that late one single day in the 3 years of his existence

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I was eating a protein bar & my 6yr old asked if she could try. So I ripped a chunk off for her. Her review: “it’s good? But also kind of bad?” Possibly the most accurate description of protein bars ever

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Back muscles having the audacity to cramp on you during a leg day is some real “she doesn’t even go here” energy. “I’m not even working you, Lats! Sit down and shut up!”

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I’ve seen a cyber truck in the wild maybe 6 times? And everytime it’s been during a bad day. Cyber trucks are omens of ill portent

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In case you weren’t already feeling old today: Kids born in 2009 are getting their driving permits

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