I think I'd be pretty educational if it were written in Aramaic

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They did already specify it must be the Paramount/Eagles Org. version that was put together to promote the movie. There are multiple variations across different faiths, but leave it to our most backwards state to look to Hollywood for religious standards.

ah, but that menorah's not kosher 🤓

Unfortunately, Louisiana apparently mandates a specific text loosely based on the King James version, composed by a chapter of the Fraternal Order Of Eagles and popularized by a marketing campaign for the Cecil B deMille movie.

whats even funnier is that i live in louisiana and they have these posters saying something about god bless america in EVERY. SINGLE. CLASSROOM AND SCHOOL. if they put this here then i have lost my faith in louisiana

I'd post them in Klingon. Luckily we have that here: mrklingo.freeshell.org/aol/jpklingo...

…except that they specify which version, and it’s not even a biblical version, but one provided by the Fraternal Order of Eagles.

My immediate reaction was the goose meme: “WHOSE TEN COMMANDMENTS, JEFF? WHOSE TEN COMMANDMENTS?”

My understanding is that Jesus - you know the guy that got crucified and which Christianity was built on? - yeah, he replaced all those commandements with 'Love Thy Neighbour as you would yourself' and a lot of people mistook that and build gated communities.