I’m not sure who needs to hear this but if you dropped your boy off at school and picked up a girl from school later that day, you picked up the wrong kid

'Uh... I'll be right back.'

Poof! Just like that!

Oy, if I had a nickel....

Yes, Trump will fix "failing schools" by removing all regulations. Surely this will result in educated children. 🙄

How many times has he shoveled this bullshit. I want one journalist to challenge them to point to a SINGLE case anywhere in this country where this has happened. Why is this going unchallenged?

*picks up wrong child in parental ward* jesus christ. Jesus fucking christ. They’re transing newborns now

Liable to be charged with kidnapping and child neglect depending on how long it took you to bring them back

Some parents just are not very engaged with their children's lives. Totally understandable if the non-primary parent suddenly has to do a pickup and gets the wrong kid by accident.

Many schools (especially the non-suburb schools) can barely afford to keep teachers on staff, buildings in functioning condition, or curriculum up to date. Where would they find the funds to do this?

I can see this if you’re Elon and you have 18 kids and only know like two of them. You’re pretty much guessing when it’s your turn to picked the kids up from school.