I still think the Cubs winning the World Series is what opened the darkest timeline and allowed Trump to be president
It’s like they all get together at the bar of suck and trade ways to suck
Mine just started charging a $2.79 transaction fee and I so badly want to start paying them that much less every month for lolz
Weekend would be $9.89 Also: 1) I’m fat and can fit hella snacks in my jeans pockets and hoodies 2) my eyes don’t work together due to a botched surgery as a child so 3-D is useless to me
Showing my math: 1)I’m single and childless 2)I usually go to matinees (but here even prime time weekends are cheaper than some value meals) 3)I worked at a theater for almost a decade so the smell of the popcorn revolts me sometimes + I know the pricing is awful Total cost: $6.96 after tax 📽️
I was just talking to a friend today about how going to a movie is cheaper than going to McDonalds 🤷
They’re adorbs 🎃🩷
I know so little about international events that my phone autocorrected “missles” to “mussels” and “isreal” to “KStew”
It’s October, I’m gonna keep on dancin’ at the Pink Pumpkin Club 🩷🎃