Neat

found the illegal alien eating all the cats

This is how I got addicted to crack; the influencer said it was good for me.

He didn't specify the source of the reports, it was his kid sending him a report after being asked to "write daddy a funny story about the people he hates."

You mean *OUR* toothbrush, comrade.

I return to you now (no one remembers me).

a man with long white hair and a beard is standing in a forest .

ALT: a man with long white hair and a beard is standing in a forest .

It's a niche product designed for an even more niche audience. That's not a bad thing, but it could use a little love in the marketing department to help broaden its horizon.

Ok, I can’t be the only one who sees John Malevich, right?

Racism can’t be real if you don’t acknowledge it exists.