Oh god, Gerald’s namesake, the vegetable guy, is a Reform Party supporter. Milkshake ducked.

OLIVIA NUZZI (on a romantic beach stroll): This is so wrong. But I can't fight these feelings RFK JR (eyeing a dolphin carcass in the distance): Get the saw

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #575,288!

Huh. Another Trump assassination attempt. Thoughts and prayers.

I, too, am a woman in her fifties with moderately expensive earrings.

Pretty sure this is the last big tomato harvest of 2024, a truly dreadful summer for the garden. They’re from the polytunnel, so I can leave the green ones a bit longer, but the season is effectively dunzo.

If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.

Gerald is being bad again.

Enough of my San Marzano tomatoes are ripe at the same time that I can make the best dinner of the year tonight:

Oh god, he’s just so beautiful, even when he’s waking me up early because he wants breakfast.