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Will Bryant
@thewillbryant.bsky.social
Ex-Disney, ex-Pitchfork. None of my exes live in Texas. Rising up to the challenge of arrival.
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Wow, this is A-level trolling. I nominate Chris for a Pulitzer šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹

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Actually, why not the New Yorker. But yeah.

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(Cough) AOL Time Warner

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NWshadow27.bsky.social

I feel if Pitchfork is folding into GQ then GQ should change its name to Details.

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Some theories support a second Mellencamp outside the Tasty Freeze

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TAseamas.bsky.social

He looks like a Gary Larson drawing.

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Yes, and the original photo comes from her Twitter. The bottom half is AI generated

Even without the AI generated bottom half, heā€™s still a degenerate fatass though
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God dammit you made me google a word I hadnā€™t read before and now Iā€™ve got to scrub my search history.

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CWhollowoak.bsky.social

Paraphrasing, but in the 1st chapter of The Hobbit, Bilbo sticks his thumbs in his braces and blows smoke rings. In American English, "braces" are orthodontics. 8-year-old me could never figure out how Bilbo could produce smoke rings with both thumbs jammed in his mouth

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Will Bryant
@thewillbryant.bsky.social
Ex-Disney, ex-Pitchfork. None of my exes live in Texas. Rising up to the challenge of arrival.
347 followers454 following195 posts