Shit I forgot! Aaron “Finding” Judge

Best part about being overseas is I can watch these games on mlb tv with no ads

I feel like I’m having a reverse Shallow Hal situation with Josh Naylor. I thought he was a skinny guy but I see him as a big jiggly dude but also he’s still a fast runner?

I’ve been harboring and supplying Isis for years!

I’ve been telling people about Arnold Palmer’s huge dick for years but apparently it’s only “newsworthy” when a politician says it 🙄

I found it!

Him calling her Zendaya sounds like the real life version of this

It is a surprisingly good strategy to have guys who can get hits both ahead of and behind the best hitters in the world!

It is pretty outrageous how Volpe and Stanton are playing so well. But the real takeaway is that Soto will get just… so much money.