STOP DRINKING SO MUCH WATER!!! It dilutes your blood, leaving you unfocused and weak. A mere two sips a day preserves optimal blood density; thick blood is able to oxygenate your brain much more efficiently

YeH! Kind of. But definitely not a gallon a day.

This is why I only drink white gravy

Bonus oxygen points for drinking heavy water.

ok fed (vampire)

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Same goes for breathing. Inhale...exhale...then repeat after 2 hours. Your body will adopt to this pattern in no time.