When you die, you get to see one chosen statistic about your life. Mine will be "Accumulated total of all eggs chipped/cracked"

Number of people I made smile. I just died, I could use a reminder it was all worthwhile 😀

0 sacred urns toppled 0 mystic ruins desecrated 0 hallowed tombs defiled

Times I was utterly oblivious to somebody flirting with me.

Mine is “Donuts eaten”

times I was correct without due credit

Puns delivered. I reckon 6 figures, easy. No apologies

Intrusive thoughts per second average.

Ounces smoked especially if I get to see a timeline of how it progresses.

Amount of peanut butter consumed.

I just know that I'm going to be shown number of mushrooms chopped and not even for fun reasons