everyone, share so i can find my tw*tter oomfs on here, I wanna see my oomfs!

He is so sleepy

told my stupid fucking dog to stop scratching the couch and then she looked me dead in the eyes and pissed on the floor in defiance. i'm never living with trans women again.

Maldara sov

I forgot just how good tywin and arya’s relationship is in the show, charles dance and masie williams kill it

She hawk on my tuah till i talk to ah

Look at this stupid idiot

‘What dog breed is that?’ “Oh he is a cross of a corgi, poodle and shi tzu!!” ‘Hey what breed of cat is that’ “Black and white”

Imagine the massive cartoony bump you would get from this mallet

Do you think the car feels good when you hit the accelerator?