[COLUMBUS]: <impatient>"Yes..." [COLUMBO]: "Y'know, my wife always says I couldn't navigate out of a paper bag, even with a map -let alone a compass. Sometimes I get lost in my own house. But you! <whistle> It's truly an impressive feat. [COLUMBUS]: "I don't hear a question..." ...

[COLUMBO]: "And for you to actually discover entire new landmasses - I mean, it's not exactly a new route to India - but really, it's even more. And all yours." [COLUMBUS]: <self-satisfied> "Well, yes, I suppose so... but I still don't hear a question." ...