I made Autumn watch “Sideways” a couple months ago and after it was over she was silent for a minute and then asked “So, what is it you like about that movie?” Crazy wife, crazy life!!!’n

Would you watch my show (I’m the dinosaur)

I love that my wife has a job that makes her break down in tears several times a week. Very cool. The never sleeping is just a bonus.

These are good men. Normal men.

This is a bottle you should save to drink with your froggin’ wife! Now I am just gonna have to pretend I don’t know where it is for the rest of my life!

Bluesky is for honesty.

Accidentally opened this bottle of wine that was sitting around our house and now the internet tells me it costs between 150 and 300 dollars so I had to drink it alone in bed. Racking up complicated, delicious Ls.

This is sort of what Conrad’s “Lord Jim” is about. The acute consciousness of lost honor.

I’m still…hungry…

They are dragging me so hard