"These rules said you can't fact check me!" is such a pathetically perfect microcosm of JD Vance as a person

Being a horny idiot with poorly formed ideology at age 15 is highly problematic

you just don’t hear chime glissandos these days and it’s such a shame

Ugh you mean I have to come up with a different assets joke?!

Government is fallible even when the best of us are in charge, and the best of us aren’t very often in charge.

The only parts of Catholicism we should really embrace are: 1. Shared epic fantasy storytelling with magical artifacts full of D&D lore type shit that's treated totally real 2. Making "care for the poor and needy" a top priority

I'm just going to assume this is about my boy Sean Cassidy, the Banshee

I would genuinely read the hell out of this

“He got paid when he wrote the comic,” damn this is actually the number one reason why superhero movies are garbage. Everybody makes a living off of them except for the poor slobs who created the thing

It's like if PLANET OF THE APES was rebooted into an edge lord wet dream