Brake it to me gently
Are car thieves traffic-ing in stolen goods?
Indulging my cuck fetish by visiting the supermarket with a competitors reusable bags.
Probably need to buy some more.
He was pretty nice, and clearly neurodivergent, so we let him use the printer to collect listings. Then one day he came to the desk and asked "Do you think Pearl Harbour still has some boats?" "I don't know. Maybe?" "I'll ask." *Ten minutes later.* "Nah they don't have any." WHO DID HE ASK?
This reminds me of when I worked the desk at the research centre of a museum. One of our regulars was 'Boat Guy' who would use the computers to find a boat he could buy. But not leisure boats, not yachts, not fishing boats. He was looking at tugs, old military vessels, anything with utility.
He bought a cruise ship on Craigslist and poured his life savings into restoring it. Then his dream sank
Chris Willson poured years and money into bringing a vintage cruise liner back to life, then it all went wrong.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that 'Ready Salted' is short for 'Already Salted'.
BEES: If we go down, we're taking you with us. ME: *Racks shotgun* Is that a threat?
If I offer you a penny for your thoughts it's because I know they're old and no longer relevant.