I should not have been given access to Balatro on my phone.

If you see this, post a monster

I'm at the airport bar. Two seats down from me, a Lincoln impersonator is watching news of the attempted Trump assassination from yesterday and shaking his head. You can't make this up.

Behold, the Cool S Sword.

The opening sequence to Deadpool and Wolverine is brilliant but now the fucking song is stuck in my head.

Grab the popcorn folks x.com/JoeBiden/sta...

goddamnit

Nocrusts are vastly inferior to uncrustables.

My weapon for pride month is finished. Say hello to Mariposa. I'll post more pics below