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@thriftstorekiller.bsky.social
Deep thoughts from an idiot For legal purposes this page is satire linktr.ee/thriftstorekiller
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If I want to be suicidal on the internet that’s my right and if you don’t like it kill yourself

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No cap it feels weird to say no cap still

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Zuck can suck my whole ass but to be fair really everyone can

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Wow what a memorable number. Rolls off the tongue.

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Pain is weakness leaving the body but all I have is weakness

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If old flames still singe This fire hydrant mouth will put you out

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If looks could kill I'd be showing you a mirror you're pretty like car accidents, I can't help but stare hot like the searing flesh of burning bodies open up to me like decomposing zombies doing pilates I wanna eat your face off you're so gorgeous such good looks let me teach you what gore is

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Can I talk my shit

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Just another horny person watching anime and getting too drunk to keep up with the story

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It’d be a shame if Bluesky turned into the secret group chat

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Deep thoughts from an idiot For legal purposes this page is satire linktr.ee/thriftstorekiller
170 followers153 following185 posts