The UK has a new king!

1,100-year-old Viking sword pulled from UK river by magnet fisher

Experts have confirmed that a sword pulled from a river in Oxfordshire at the end of last year is an "archaeologically rare" Viking weapon dating to between A.D. 850 and 975.

If you upgrade it enough, it shoots ice from the tip

They're gonna have to fight the current contender

Current new king: "I'm not dead yet. I feeeel happy."

But if the leaves are for scale, that looks like a teeny-tiny sword.

RETVRN TO DANELAW

Them's the rules

King Trevor 😬

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What are the chances the guy who found it would be named Magnet Fisher

Just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you