Deleted scene from Demolition Man?

Don't be fooled. Coyotes are always plotting mischief and chaos.

Insomnia

Who would be brave enough when you're armed with a giant inflatable candy cane?

I can't be clear enough in this... WE ARE OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS. Not wanting to overload us is terrible a reason for authors to avoid submitting their own (non-"AI") work. You have the stories we want to see.

Umm... if the cheese is talking to you, either you're on drugs or you may need to be

Whatever gets you hard

I would mostly be OK if it would stay longer when it does come. Like a feral cat, it is very slow to approach and jumps away at the slightest disturbance

*boop*

I'm really struggling to imagine circumstances where the sudden appearance of a coyote with a knife could be calming.