My cousin is such a story teller: He was telling me about how he can always tell when he's around a newly divorced guy b/c they smell like cheap laundry powder. "It's that shitty lavender crap. They use way too much b/c they never did laundry before & you can smell them from a block away."

Now, every time I smell cheap, shitty lavender perfume or scents, I wonder if it's a newly divorced guy.