Why in the world are urinals only in bathrooms? They could be INSANE vehicles, imagine when your on the drive and you just like NEED and i mean desperately NEED to pissie wissie, somewhere..anywhere!! So you just look down and you realize you installed a sigma urinal (Sigrinal if you will) and you

Start pissing in it with subpar control, because you know your piss and you know how to aim. So anyways after you piss everywhere but the urinal (you don't wipe bc who wipes right? You can establish dominance on your passengers when they come in and they smell the aroma, its your scent). You are