starts yearning for their touch, but no..we'll forever be apart. Like my soap and my butthole. Because who actually washes their ass..be fr. You got so many better things to do like solving climate change or blow up the sun. Why would you waste precious time and water and soap in your ass? Bro..

Completely and utterly proud to get out and start working, but whoopdy doo..the piss you drank from your own self (is this self cest chat?) And which your piss is an acquired taste, thats why my croomf loves it. My croomf is like no other, they listen to all of my twists and turns as my asshole

Start pissing in it with subpar control, because you know your piss and you know how to aim. So anyways after you piss everywhere but the urinal (you don't wipe bc who wipes right? You can establish dominance on your passengers when they come in and they smell the aroma, its your scent). You are

Why in the world are urinals only in bathrooms? They could be INSANE vehicles, imagine when your on the drive and you just like NEED and i mean desperately NEED to pissie wissie, somewhere..anywhere!! So you just look down and you realize you installed a sigma urinal (Sigrinal if you will) and you