The Detroit Tigers are having bullpen issues in the ninth inning, you say?

inside of two minutes

[dramatically on stage at an open mic spoken word poetry slam] Two trailer park girls go around the outside.

nebrutgers

CURTIS GRANDERSON FOREVER

no we had to make the dunce caps ourselves

i thought LONG AND HARD about pilfering one to bring as a special surprise for everybody but i didn't want to lug it back and forth on the 'L'

The whole thing completely broke me. I saw the fuckin' thing at the office, logged on to my machine to find and read the email, and spent the rest of the day laughing like the Joker about it

was indicative of that whole era at the workplace, really it's no coincidence the entire HR teams responsible for this and, uh, other initiatives like it have since moved on

they are somehow even more uncomfortable than they look actively hateful to use