The only thing that makes it worse is if the honeymoon is in Alcatraz or Rikers.

Is the honeymoon in Rikers Island?

Wait, what the f--

The least evil will eat it first, sadly.

Ew. That’s even worse.

That’s … a good idea, actually.

Someone who was on Twitter who blocked everyone, then deleted her account.

Honeycrisp 👍 😋 Red Delicious 👎

Woot woot!

*taking notes* do not call someone a slut in a Thank You card