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TimotheosWA

@timotheoswa.bsky.social

I live in Seattle. I’m only 5’10. i attained the first level of enlightenment. Single. Yes i will launder your money and have sex with you/(and) your boyfriends

588 followers846 following13.5k posts

Ttimotheoswa.bsky.socialOct 1, 2024 5:05am

Laughs at you in bong water

Mf0xinthehound.bsky.socialSep 30, 2024 6:02pm

Very few things are worse than going to take a sip of an ice cold delicious Dr. pepper and finding out it’s a coke.

Mf0xinthehound.bsky.socialOct 1, 2024 5:08am

Worse I’ve gone to drink a soda from a can only to learn it was in fact an ashtray

TimotheosWA

@timotheoswa.bsky.social

I live in Seattle. I’m only 5’10. i attained the first level of enlightenment. Single. Yes i will launder your money and have sex with you/(and) your boyfriends

588 followers846 following13.5k posts