“it’s 5:00 somewhere” no it isn’t. it’s 2:46pm. it’s literally 5:00 nowhere rn. fuck you

A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies!

Nema gore stvari od kratke kanotjere.

Ma ajde pusti ljude da burnjaju jos malo

a jbg bolje ispadne nego kupovni + volim imat kontrolu nad svim sastojcima. jedno vrijeme sam radio i svoj tahini, onda bi stvarno bio odlican.

Picard management tip: Regardless of what time travelers tell you, the future hasn't been written yet.

priprema za hummus? imam taj isti mentalni problem 😂

Dumbest flex I've seen in my life. This means no AI companies incorporate/invest in EU, and EU citizens lose access to products that don't comply to regulation. Way to go @ec.europa.eu!

Zaboravih dodati clown emojija za brutalnost

McDonald's do groba!